June 2013
21 posts
BLACK GIRLS DO IT WELL: assfcuker: ok so lemme do a short thing about virginity/ tightness of…
ok so lemme do a short thing about virginity/ tightness of vagina. Your vagina gets looser as you become more sexually aroused during…
- everyone: are you okay
- everyone: you look tired
- everyone: you look upset
- everyone: you look confused
- everyone: are you mad at me
- everyone: what happened to you
- everyone: are you sick
- me: IT'S MY FACE
May 2013
55 posts
in seventh grade my girlfriend wrote me a note to break up with me and i acted like i didnt find it and acted completely normal all day and sat with her at lunch and then at the end of the day i broke up with her in front of our whole math class and she said I BROKE UP WITH YOU FIRST and i said wow thats pathetic and nobody believes that and she cried and i watched gay porn in 7th grade anyway so the joke is double on her
zayn-is-my-main-bitch answered: Yeah so this guy is 3 years older than me and asked to take my virginity and I don’t know why I’m telling you but what should I tell him?
Tell him he’s a fucking creep and take HIS virginity.
You see a lot of people in a hospital. I just saw a man come in with his girlfriend, have her give birth, and then get discharged from the hospital only hours later.
Mother spoke to the man while his girlfriend was in the delivery. Turns out they were homeless, had no insurance, and had no way to take care of their child. God damn, society is a bitch.
Tales from the waiting room.
And this is why society sucks…
- 1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR
- 1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING
- 1/4 of tumblr: WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS
- 1/4 of tumblr: yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day