cryaotic:

zayn-is-my-main-bitch answered: Yeah so this guy is 3 years older than me and asked to take my virginity and I don’t know why I’m telling you but what should I tell him?

Tell him he’s a fucking creep and take HIS virginity.

cryaotic:

You see a lot of people in a hospital. I just saw a man come in with his girlfriend, have her give birth, and then get discharged from the hospital only hours later.

Mother spoke to the man while his girlfriend was in the delivery. Turns out they were homeless, had no insurance, and had no way to take care of their child. God damn, society is a bitch.

Tales from the waiting room.

And this is why society sucks…

1/4 of tumblr:  OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR
1/4 of tumblr:  OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING
1/4 of tumblr:  WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS
1/4 of tumblr:  yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day

marcoshepard:

When entering your partner from behind, proceed to rip the skin off of their back and scream STRIP THE FLESH, SALT THE WOUND